A Ballad of Hospital Restructuring: "MERGERWOCKY"

POST #37
PASTICHE with PARODY-LYRICS, dedicated to JJH for his 39+th birthday
ORIGINAL SONG: "The House of the Rising Sun" as recorded by "The Animals" 1964, and covered by many others. The original song was a "traditional" folk-piece, first adapted by Roy Acuff, also recorded as a folksong by Woodie Guthrie, Lead Belly, the Weavers, Joan Baez, Pete Seeger and Bob Dylan. 

POETIC PARODY LYRICS:  "Mergerwocky", G. Hurwitz, published in the Western News, 2000, with a more recent version reposted on our sister blog "EDIFYING NONSENSE" with the author's permission. This poetic parody draws inspiration from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky.

ORIGINAL POEM: "Jabberwocky", Lewis Carroll, 1871; the poem was included in the children's novel "Through the Looking Glass" in 1871.    

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, 2014. Some changes in the lyrics from the published version of Mergerwocky were necessary to fit the target song.

KEYWORDS: pastiche, classicsong, Canada, medical

MERGERWOCKY

(to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun")

Restructure! so the i.v. teams

Reclaimed recycled waste.

De-focused were the laser beams

And the closed wards outplaced.

"Beware the Mergertalks, my son!

St Joe's won't bite Council lunch!

Beware the Job-Job bird, and shun

The clawbacking Budgetcrunch.   

He shook his VPs' golden hands:

A business plan he maps,

Then spreadshot he by the Lap-Top key

And synchronized his apps.  

And  as in upsized thought stood he,

The Mergerwock, error-claimed

Came sniffling through the OPD,

De-listing as it came.

Old site! New Site! And deep in debt:

The shuttle-bus shuffled wards.

"Let's integrate, new Mission state!"

He e-mailed to the Board. 

"And hast thou done the Merger-deal?"

A mix of cheers and snarls;

"Come to Grand Rounds, my deanish boys

At the Princess-Di-and-Charles". 

'Twas Wednesday; at the clubhouse bar

Griped Rae-dayed Docs anew,

"Our Conjoint Foursomes shoot near par,

But the Brass still play through, 

But the Brass still play through !"

HOTLINKS TO OTHER CANADIAN-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS

An Alien Heading South

Big Rob Rehab Clinic

Canadian Reunion

Canoeing Lesson

I've Got Anagrams, Eh?

Flight of the Loonie

FOP-Shop Wine

Mergerwocky

Off-Patent Drug #19

Prattle of New Orleans

Suburbs' Guy

This Land Has Anagrams (see below)

TTC Voices

Vancouver's Isle

..AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS

Shania Twain's "Verse": An anthem for limericists

Canada Day 2015 (singable limericks)
Limericks About Chemainus, B.C.

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
(Click on any chord-chart slide to move to 'song-presentation mode'; then navigate through thumbnails at bottom of page.)

To play the original song, House of the Rising Sun, (Animals' version), check out Corktunes, the songbook of the Corktown Ukulele Jam here.

Uke Song, Seniors' Sports-Injury Song: R(est)-I(ce)-C(ompression)-E(levation)

POST #36
PARODY-LYRICS
ORIGINAL SONG: "YMCA" Village People, 1978.
PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, April 2014.


You can view the lyrics and commentary (without images or chords) displayed on a parody-lyrics website at AmIRight.com Post"R-I-C-E"

RICE is a mnemonic for 4 elements used to treat soft-tissue and other injuries.



R-I-C-E            
          

(to the tune of "Y-M-C-A")

Intro:  Rest - Ice - Compression - Elevation  x2

Old man with a sports injury 

I said old man with sprained neck, twisted knee 

I said thin man with sad bone-density 

And your brittle bones so snappy.

Old man on the floor of the gym

I said old man with a red swollen limb 

You can stay there, moaning woe-is-me hymn 

Or find ways to mobilize it (rest, raise, freeze, compress).

You're gonna feel good with R-I-C-E, it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.

You could get an MR, deal with specialists' claims, 

Short-term treatment will be the same.

  

You're gonna feel good with R-I-C-E, it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E. 

If you've Medicare B , there'll be no fees you owe 

When you hang out at Physio.

Sometimes, there's a glitch in this scheme - 

Early X-rays aren't as smart as they seem,

Subtle fractures missed by linear beam,

And a  scan is more revealing.

Symptoms, this might all help explain,

After one week, why you're still wracked by pain,

So some bone-meds you will likely be takin', 

 'long with RICE, then ambulation  (rest, raise, freeze, compress).

You're gonna feel good with R-I-C-E, it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.

It's First-Aid of choice, as approved by your grand-pa, 

And it still is the modern mantra.

R-I-C-E, it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E 

If you've Medicare B, there'll be no fees you owe 

Complete ACL tear
Surgical intervention required

When you hang out at Physio.

Rarely, when you see Dr Dodd,

(worth waiting, he's a sharp orthopod),

He'll astound you, "it's unstable - good God!"

Hip or  knee or shin needs fixing.

Post-op, Doc's rewired your limb, 

Turn up volume, and just listen to him. 

Pain is screaming, don't sign out on a whim, 

You've just got to know this one thing (rest, raise, freeze, compress). 

                                           

You're gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,
 it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E.

You could  threaten to sue, dream of injury claims, 

Short-term treatment will be the same.

R-I-C-E, it's fun to heal good with R-I-C-E 

Old man, old man on the floor of the gym, 

Old man, old man with the red swollen limb 

Fade:

R-I-C-E, you're gonna feel good with R-I-C-E,

Old man, old man with sprained neck, twisted knee...

HOTLINKS TO OTHER MEDICAL-THEMED SONG-POSTINGS

Adenoma

Avitaminoses 

As We Nuke It

Flaking Out is What They Do

Mel and His Hernia

Mergerwocky

Off-Patent Drug#19

Prostate Cancer

Reflux Romp

R-I-C-E (see below)

The Uniqueness of Nuclear

The Valgus and the Carbuncle

Under My Own Steam part#1

Under My Own Steam part#2

Where Has Neurosyphylis Gone?

...AND A FEW LIMERICK-BASED SONGS

Singable Limerick-Medley #17: Nuclear Cardiology

Singable Limerick-Medley #20: Medical Imaging

UKULELE-FRIENDLY FORMAT
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A Multilingual Song: DOFigOFa Ooday

POST #34
CLASSIC SONG LYRICS, modified by partial translation
ORIGINAL SONG: "Diga Diga Doo", written by McHugh and Fields for the Broadway production "Blackbirds of 1928", recorded by Mills Brothers (with Duke Ellington orchestra), Ella Fitzgerald, Lena Horne, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy etc. The song has achieved popularity as it has a very catchy tune and is suitable for scatting. 

View the earwormy You-Tube video by the BBVD band here, and the delightful animated version by John Colosetti here.

PARODY COMPOSED: translations added by Giorgio Coniglio, April 2014. You can view Giorgio's lyrics, without chords or images, on a parody-lyric website AmIRight.com here.

Notes on the OF (pron. 'oaf') Language: A large family of secret or minority languages is found in the linguistic group Gibberish, spoken most often among children and teenagers in North America, frequently in settings such as private schools and summer camps. Among these are instances in which an invariant sound (e.g. OF) is added to each syllable of the standard mother-language word, usually after the initial consonant (e.g. bad = bOFad). The language 'OF', apparently found only in parts of Ontario, seems under threat of extinction, as it has no recorded literature, and elderly speakers are reaching their senescence. The current posting is an effort to honor the history of OF, and possibly aid in its preservation. 

Notes on Pig Latin:  This is likely the most widely known children's language or language game. Although constructed language games know as hog-Latin and dog-Latin may have been know as early as Shakespeare's time, references to Pig Latin as we know it date from the 19th century. It is often stated but not confirmed that Thomas Jefferson wrote letters to friends in Pig Latin. However, ixnay and amscray as borrowed words are found in some English dictionaries, and PL has been credited by Google, which has a PL-translator tool, and in some partial translations of the Bible.  

PlayingNotes: To play the original song- Diga Diga Doo, check out my post of Dec 2, 2013, "Three Silly Songs for the Winter Doldrums" here.

DOFigOFa Ooday

(Updated Song Versions with Words in the OF Language, and in Pig Latin)

OF 
Intro: 
Am

OFoo-OFah, OFoo-OFah  x2

Am

ZOFulOFu mOFan, fOFeelOFing blOFue

..

Hear his heart go pit-a-pat too, singing

E7                                  Am

DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, dOFoo 

E7                                    Am

DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, doo

Am

YOFou lOFove mOFe, OFi lOFove yOFou

..

OF-speakers are often of an advanced age

And when you love it is natural to

E7                                   Am

DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, dOFoo 
E7                                   Am

 DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, doo

G7                                              C6

I'm so very dOFigOFa doo by nature
A7                                                       Dm

If you don't say dOFigOFa to your mate
              E7

You're losing yOFour pOFop.

       Am

So, let fOFunnOFy people smile

..
How can there be a virgin isle with

E7                                   Am
DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, dOFoo 
E7                                   Am

 DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, doo.

E7                                                                                    Am      Am!

 DOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, dOFigOFa, Big Bad Dad Voodoo-ooooooo!

Pig Latin 
Intro:
Am

ooAY-ahAY, ooAY-ahAY  x2

Am

Uluzay anmay, eelingfay ueblay

..

Hear his heart go tapping away, singing

E7                        Am

Igaday, igaday, ooday 

E7                         Am

Ooday ooday, igaday

Am

Ouyay ovelay emay, Iay -  ouyay
.. ..

And when you love it's natural to say

E7                        Am

Igaday, igaday, ooday 

E7                         Am

Ooday ooday, igaday

G7                                              C6

I'm so very ooday igaday by nature
A7                                                       Dm

If you don't say ooday ooday to your mate
              E7

You're losing ouryay oppay.

       Am

So, let those unnyfay people smile

..
How can there be a virgin isle with

E7                        Am

Igaday, igaday, ooday 

E7                         Am

Ooday ooday, igaday

E7                                                             Am      Am!

 Igaday, igaday, igaday, igaday, HOORRAY !

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